- Bugs Bunny | Student Recruitment & Admissions
- Daffy Duck | Student Grievances & Financial Aid
- Porky Pig | Academic Records & Transcripts
- Foghorn Leghorn | Campus Communications — 32 years employed
- Yosemite Sam | Range Safety & Enforcement — 18 years employed
- Tweety Bird | Environmental Health & Pest Control — 12 years employed
- Wile E. Coyote | Experimental Physics & Rocketry
- Road Runner | High-Speed Kinematics
- Marvin the Martian | Interplanetary & Space Sciences